March 2012
Six-Legged Giant Finds Secret Hideaway, Hides For... →
fuckyeahinsectsandspiders:
Here’s the story: About 13 miles from “Ball’s Pyramid”, (It’s what’s left of an old volcano that emerged from the sea about 7 million years ago. A British naval officer named Ball was the first European to see it in 1788. It sits off Australia, in the South Pacific. It is extremely narrow, 1,844 feet high, and it sits alone), there’s a bigger island, called Lord...
February 2012
Fly, Fly. So you know. Work: 7:30AM-2PM going from work to Best Buy to replace my MP3, and look into a speaker set/monitors for my new compy. then probably home to briefly cling and then dinner with sister and compadres. So tomorrow will be kind of all over the place, but i shall still facecling at least briefly to you and Rinaptor~ Ilu2. (ps: next three days as of tomorrow must include bad...
Whilst running the register at work today…
Regular Customer: you make me feel fat, girl, what do you weigh, 85 lbs?
Me: 80 lbs..
Regular: : and five pounds of that is your hair, am I right?
Customer BEHIND Regular: I was thinking more like ten of it, actually.
Me: -dies-
I am such a Taurus. Goodnight!
i feel like writing
higrown:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
Lol I...
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marzipanowls said: *******
* Pez’ natural hair color is a platinum blond. * Kavi’s true form has only been seen by Heaven. * Candy writes in calligraphy-worthy cursive. Her particular, and lovely style stays with her writing even when she is ‘printing.’ There are a lot of curves, wisps, and faint swirls in her handwriting. * This is the AOA’s second ‘grand opening.’ It opened once...
What do you do when you run out of gummy bunnies? GO TO WALMART AND GET MORE GUMMY BUNNIES. Also PUSS AND BOOOOTS.
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