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Prehistoric Shenanigans

..when not dyeing my hair in the blood of my enemies..

Note: this tumblr is run by a twenty-four year old barista whose passion for coffee is only rivaled by her passion for paleontology, creepy crawlies, precious meat noodles, omnomnoms, mythology, science, nature, travel, and books books glorious books.

Upon further excavation, you will find that I often percolated uncontrollably about: dinosaurs, coffee, isopods, prehistoric life in general, Angry Beavers, reptiles (particularly geckos and snakes of various breeds), fashion, art, food food glorious food, books, precious invertebrates, writing, zombies, Futurama, illustration, frillies, snuggly things, World Of Warcraft, all manners of mythology and/or lore, anime, Science, cutiepoofs, kindness, cartoons, culture, History, nature, character design/world building, tentacles, cryptozoology, latte art, alpacas, Pokemon, ferrets, Studio Ghibli, b-rated horror movies, clay, cowboy boots, tattoos, and faraway cabins I wish to hide away in for the rest of my days, amongst other this and thats!

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LIFEMATES: Fly, Rinny

fabulous background by psittacosaurus!
Jul 28 '14

Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

Jul 28 '14

Anonymous asked:

What are the signs of emotional abuse?

the-goddamazon:

mental-health-advice:

Abusive Expectations - Makes impossible demands, requires constant attention, and constantly criticizes.

Aggressing - Name calling, accusing, blames, threatens or gives orders, and often disguised as a judgmental “I know best” or “helping” attitude.

Constant Chaos - Deliberately starts arguments with you or others. May treat you well in front of others, but changes when you’re alone.

Rejecting - Refusing to acknowledge a person’s value, worth or presence. Communicating that he or she is useless or inferior or devaluing his or her thoughts and feelings.

Denying - Denies personal needs (especially when need is greatest) with the intent of causing hurt or as punishment. Uses silent treatment as punishment. Denies certain events happened or things that were said. Denies your perceptions, memory and sanity by disallowing any viewpoints other than their own which causes self-doubt, confusion, and loss of self-esteem.

Degrading - Any behavior that diminishes the identity, worth or dignity of the person such as: name-calling, mocking, teasing, insulting, ridiculing,

Emotional Blackmail - Uses guilt, compassion, or fear to get what he or she wants.

Terrorizing - Inducing intense fear or terror in a person, by threats or coercion.

Invalidation - Attempts to distort your perception of the world by refusing to acknowledge your personal reality. Says that your emotions and perceptions aren’t real and shouldn’t be trusted.

Isolating - Reducing or restricting freedom and normal contact with others.

Corrupting - Convincing a person to accept and engage in illegal activities.

Exploiting - Using a person for advantage or profit.

Minimizing - A less extreme form of denial that trivializes something you’ve expressed as unimportant or inconsequential.

Unpredictable Responses - Gets angry and upset in a situation that would normally not warrant a response. You walk around on eggshells to avoid any unnecessary drama over innocent comments you make. Drastic mood swings and outbursts.

Gaslighting -A form of psychological abuse involving the manipulation of situations or events that cause a person to be confused or to doubt his perceptions and memories. Gaslighting causes victims to constantly second-guess themselves and wonder if they’re losing their minds.

Love, Salem

The last one is a killer and very important.

Jul 28 '14
Jul 28 '14
realmonstrosities:

invertebrates:

awwww-cute:

Bugs can be adorable too ^-^

that is its ass 

Happiest buttocks, ever

realmonstrosities:

invertebrates:

awwww-cute:

Bugs can be adorable too ^-^

that is its ass 

Happiest buttocks, ever

Jul 28 '14
"Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself."
unknown (via this-is-wild)
Jul 28 '14
comicsinfinity:

Here comes Sideshow Collectibles’ Triceratops Statue, the next in their Dinosauria lineup! Preorder it here: http://ow.ly/zcF77

comicsinfinity:

Here comes Sideshow Collectibles’ Triceratops Statue, the next in their Dinosauria lineup! Preorder it here: http://ow.ly/zcF77

Jul 28 '14

(Source: danielfaradies)

Jul 28 '14

catbountry:

tsutori:

goes54667752:

iPhone earphone jack speaker

iPhone用イヤホンジャックスピーカー

iPhone 4S用にインコ。iPhone 5はイヤホンジャックが下なのでコウモリを。コウモリスピーカーは、音楽を超音波に変換する機能とか付いたら面白いかもしれませんね。人間には聴こえませんが。

A true parrot type for iPhone4. A bat type for iPhone5 because iPhone5 has earphone jack on the lower part. If the bat speaker could convert the sounds to ultrasonic wave, it might be fun. Human ear can not hear that though.

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

THE BAT THO

Jul 28 '14
Jul 28 '14

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison